Getting in touch with your inner child

"Yes, you do have one of those psychobabble things.

"Your inner child is selfish, self-centered, greedy, jealous, envious, angry, spiteful, grudge-bearing, hyper-sensitive; feels deprived, entitled, fearful, passive-aggressive, and often destructive. It's a nasty thing and results in misery (for others) in life.

"My general advice is to avoid being "in touch with" one's inner child as much as