Think you've got it bad?

Drought-stricken West Tex turns to sewage for drinking water...
Bat gets loose on plane, terrorizes flyers...
Highly Contagious 'Carbuncle' Skin Infection Spreading in Heat Wave...
'RACK' & RUIN: STRIPPER, TWO BROTHERS ON ARMED CRIME SPREE...
Man Arrested for Squeezing Pimples in McDONALDS...
-- The Drudge Report